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Progress report:
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Solution.
This report will now be suspended.
Continue on Monday (31/3).


Update
It is now Monday.
Subject has not made progress.

I genuinely tried, I really did. I've been trying for hours now. I'm just stuck. I can't get the math to work out. I've been fighting with the way BlitzMax uses variables, and I've been fighting so much I can't even think of what it is I'm trying to do anymore. I'm just totally lost.

Excuses.
There has been no progress.
You may not write a post.

I understand.

This post will be followed only by another progress report.

But that'll ruin the blog! What if I can never finish this page?

Then this post will be followed by an infinite number of progress reports.

I did my best! What do you want from me- I'm not a programmer.

You must become a programmer.
Your excuses will stop now.

Update, update, update! I finished page seven! And it's still Monday!

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