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Progress report:
Page 5 is complete.
Here is a complete list of
the challenges Page 5 posed:

• Smilie had to jump.
• Smilie had to smile.

Page 5 took the subject 34 days.

In my defense,

*bzzt*

There will be no defense.

The subject is lazy and unproductive
and will only be allowed half a post.